Paul McCartney vs Elaine Benes: The Dance Off

So Paul McCartney was spotted at the Gaga show today. Not only was he in attendance, he also did some dancing. What kind of dance skills did he have? Well, the kind you'd expect a man his age would have. You can see the video in the link below.

Sir Paul McCartney: Dangerous on the dance floor. DANGEROUS









 
After watching that video I was reminded of this classic Seinfeld episode.






So after watching both these video I ask the question: Who wins in a dance off, Sir Paul McCartney or Elaine Benes?

Dumbest Soccer Team Ever.

Are you kidding me ?  How do you mess this up?! I guess trick plays are too difficult for this team.  Way to screw up a free kick.

D-Rose just killed the San Antonio Spurs.

Too Big, Too Strong, Too Fast, Too Good

42 points, 8 assists and 5 rebounds.  On National TV.  I bet TNT is kicking themselves in the ass for sending Fratello and the crypt keeper to call that game.  Seriously?!  Dick Stockton?!  He's brutal.  Made me miss Stacey King and Neil Funk.

Enjoy the Bulls top 10 plays from first half

Glad I did'nt get this note on my car today

Darcy Wretsky of the Smashing Pumpkins

Craziness.  Checkout these before and after shot of Darcy Wretsky.  Darcy was the original bassist for the Smashing Pumpkins.  In her Pumpkins days it was no secret she had her issues with meth. 

Life with the Pumpkins.

 

Life after the Pumpkins

This is her mug shot after she was arrested a few days ago for "animals running at large" in Michigan.

I Wish More People Would Forget to Log Out of Their Facebook Page

Like father, like son.  Both idiots.  The son is an idiot for keeping his facebook page logged on.  I mean seriously, it's 2011.  Changing people's status is almost a national past-time.  The father is more of an idiot.  See for yourself.  

 

Enjoy!

Check Out Eric Church's new single "Homeboy"

Just heard Eric Church's new single "Homeboy" & it's fricken good.  This guy is the real deal.  I may be a bit biased since I'm a huge fan, but lets look at a few quick facts.  He has 2 critically acclaimed albums under his belt and a third to come later this year. If you go to a live Church show you will see some of the most dedicate fans ever.  His fans travel.  His fans sing and chant.  I've never seen dedication from fans like this ever. Some would say his fans are rabid.

This is Why The Bulls Can Win The East.

I can not stand Glen "Big Baby" Davis. He's for sure on my list of hated players that includes John Starks, Bill Lambier, Rajon Rondo, Danny Ferry, and many more. Soon I'll blog the full list.

Anyway, it's plays like this that give the Bulls a legit chance in the East.

PS: Not only did Davis miss the dunk he then knocked Bosh on his ass. Win Win!

Cleveland Still Loves Lebron. Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Yup, looks like many folks in Ohio still wanna be like LeBron. 

Monkey see,



Monkey do.

Audio Jobs in Porn

As they say, this video is NSFW.  Not safe around anyone you might be embarrassed to be turned on around.  That could get awkward.

With that said, I'm not to sure how I feel about this video.  It sorta ruins porn for me.  Seeing this woman suck her thumb, making spanking sounds, and moaning totally freaked me out.  Sorta reminded me of an old friends grandmother.

It also gives me all sorts of hope.  Did you see the producer?  The guy in the sound booth seemed like he has the best life ever.  So full of zest.  Totally digging his job.  He must be the porn dubber in the world.

Does porn really need to be dubbed?  I doubt those watching porn really care about the accents during an orgasm.  

Canada vs Carrie Underwood

 Canadian radio station bans Carrie Underwood because her husband was traded.

I say the real winner is Carrie Underwood. Who wants to go to Canada anyway? 

Seriously, look at their cops.  How can you take them serious?

Little Big Town "Little White Church" with The Roots

To see the performance you need to go to the 38th minute!

Would you eat what's in your pants?

What bothers me most, is that she didn't even bother to check and see if she has enough for the rest of the class.  Totally rude.

Thanks to the fine folks at StateStSports.com

Katy Perry Married This?!

Yup.  That's Russell Brand in his High School Days.  If he can get Katy Perry to marry him, I have a chance!

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Bollywood is where it's at!

To quote my buddy Eric,

"Here's a must see movie! Fuck the Terminator he's a bitch"!

Enjoy!

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Hey India, Michael Jackson called, he wants his music video back.

 

Only This Can Make 20 Inches of Snow Better!!

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Randy Rogers Band Kicked Some Ass

As always RRB kicked some ass tonight. This time on Conan! Randy Rogers Band is a must see act. Their live show will not disappoint.

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